Motocrossing Hurts!

I didn't get up enough speed so when the motorbike couldn't make it over the little baby hill I was ascending, it fell backwords, and I was unable to keep the bike upright, and when it fell on me, the kickstand punctured my leg; yep that's what I said. I had a mini-impaling. Wowza! Did that hurt. I spoke out loud to myself while walking, walking, walking; ( I felt like Forrest Gump) that it was ok, and that it was just a minor flesh wound. Should have probably had 2 or 3 stitches, but thought the hole was smaller, until I H202'd it, and the goop got all cleaned out, and then, I could see that the hole was a little bigger than once thought. By then, it was too late for stitches, and so Dr. Mom fixed me up! ahhhhh.......talk about relief!